Illustration of John Waters sitting in front of a Christmas tree, with others around him.
STG Presents

A John Waters Christmas

It's A Yuletide Massacre
December 1, 2021 | The Neptune Theatre

Event Notes

Wednesday, December 1, 2021
Doors at 7:00 pm
Show at 8:00 pm

Reserved Seating
GA Standing Room in Bar
All Ages / Bar with I.D.

$35.00 - $45.00
$115.00 VIP*
(not including fees)
*VIP tickets include: best seats + post-show meet and greet


STG Presents A John Waters Christmas at The Neptune on Wednesday, December 1, 2021. Tickets purchased for the originally scheduled December 2, 2020 show will be honored for entry!

Merry Fistmas! Season’s Beatings! Happy Hole-A-Day. Like a nutcase St. Nick for Christmas crazies, John Waters, “gutter” filmmaker (Mondo Trasho, Cecil B. Demented, A Dirty Shame), tawdry stand-up comedian (This Filthy World) and author of many appalling books (Role Models, Carsick, Mr. Know-It-All) is on tour again with a whole new bag of holiday filth for bad little boys and girls everywhere. Both Santa and Jesus will send their regrets when this ho-ho-homo lets loose about reindeer virgin births, the illegally squatting Christ-child and chubby-chasing Mrs. Claus. There’ll be no silent nights here! No, this rapid-fire monologue for adult delinquents asks the holiday questions, “Was Joseph a virgin, too?”, “Is Santa now an incel?”, “Is Rudolph a bossy bottom?”, “Prancer a no-fats-or-femmes top?” And Vixen, well, “Did she make love with Russ Meyer?” Faux miracles really do happen if you pray to a lower power and Waters begs for the Satanic Temple to convert Greta Thunberg, hopes for a holiday “wilding” outbreak against the Christmas spirit from non-Christian minority children worldwide, and dreams of a new Catholic saint based on Chucky, the horror movie icon. John Waters, the Santa Clause who will give you pause, the fucked-up Father Christmas is coming to town to put the X back in Xmas. Be there or die.

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Venue

The Neptune Theatre

1303 Northeast 45th Street
Seattle, WA 98105-4502

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