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STG Presents
The Pump and Dump Show
The Pump and Dump Show
Delta Air Lines
The Neptune Theatre
Thursday
April 19, 2018
To Purchase By Phone:
1-800-982-2787
The Neptune Theatre

1303 Northeast 45th Street

Seattle, WA 98105-4502

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Thursday
April 19, 2018
Doors at 7:00 pm
Show at 8:00 pm
To Purchase By Phone:
1-800-982-2787
The Paramount Theatre box office, located at 9th & Pine in downtown Seattle, is open Monday through Friday, from 10 am to 6 pm for advance ticket sales to performances at our Paramount, Moore, and Neptune Theatres.

Reserved Seating + GA Standing Room in Bar (21+)

This show is 18+ / Bar with I.D.
$33.50 (not including fees)

AVOID FRAUDULENT TICKETS!

ONLY BUY FROM OFFICIAL SOURCES:

  • IN PERSON at the Paramount Theatre Box Office, open Monday through Friday, 10 am to 6 pm.
  • ONLINE at Ticketmaster.com, which is accessible via this site.
  • BY PHONE using Ticketmaster's automated system at 1-800-982-2787.

There are many ticket resellers and secondary markets for tickets. The ONLY OFFICIAL website for the theatre is stgpresents.org. Please note: we do run occasional offers through partner sites including, but not limited to: Broadway.com, Goldstar, TravelZoo, official artist websites and their official fan clubs.

Purchasing tickets from any other seller or website runs a high risk of receiving fraudulent tickets.

Note: if you have successfully purchased tickets from one of the official sources listed above, congratulations! We're sure you're excited, but please DO NOT share photos of your tickets online. Tickets can be replicated via these photos and resold, which could inhibit your ability to enter the theatre. We look forward to seeing you at the show!

STG Presents The Pump and Dump Show at The Neptune on Thursday, April 19, 2018.

The Pump and Dump Show is back by popular demand for its 6th nationwide tour: more hilarious, more raw, and more “Parentally Incorrect” than ever. Get yourself out of the house, for once, and join comedians Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee to laugh – hard – about all the things that usually make you cry. It’s rough out there in the Momosphere – you’ve earned a night out!

 

Treat yourself and your #BREEDER friends to this cathartic evening of music and comedy hailed as “The Best Moms’ Night Out Ever." Enjoy a live, interactive event filled with original songs, games, prizes, special guests, and a much-needed jolt of validation and commiseration that will make you laugh your c-section scar open.

 

This tour is also a celebration of Shayna and Tracey’s highly anticipated book, Parentally Incorrect: True Tales by Real Moms About the F**ked Up Things Their Kids Have Done, which highlights one of the most popular segments from the show, where audience members’ submit their own ‘most f**ked up’ stories about their children and they are read live on stage. This unscripted segment is 100% authentic and unbelievably hysterical. The book is available for pre-order now and will be released in April, just in time for Mother’s Day 2018.

What our #BandOfMothers are saying on social:

“The Pump and Dump Show is basically the best thing you can do for yourself as a mom. It’s therapy and wine and laughs and a lifeline all rolled into one.” 

“Saw your show last night and I have to say it changed my life. You moms are amazing and the deeper message your share is bigger than amazing. Thank you so much!”

“A much needed night out with my girls and a much needed reminder that solidarity is key to surviving motherhood. You are hilarious!”

“A mom from the audience got up and said it’s been a year and a half since she had a night out. That’s when I fell in love with The Pump and Dump girls who gave that mom a reason to get out and laugh her face off because we all need that. I loved that they were using humor to bring so many women together… They are legit.”

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